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Mark Wahlberg is a ‘Payne’ in the ass

November 10th, 2007 6:50 am by AlienGuy

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Yes, I know that was a horrible pun.

It was recently announced the Mark Wahlberg is going to portray the badass know only as Max Payne in the upcoming movie based on the Rockstar games.

 Really?

 ANOTHER game movie?

 Hitman looks horrible enough, why do they keep making this crap?

Oh yeah, that’s right. Stupid people actually pay to see this stuff in theaters. Sure, i’m not judgeing this movie right now. But, it sure has a lot going against it.

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You should get shot, too, if you went to see Alone In The Dark.

Posted in Movies, Rant

6 Comments so far

  1. Jamie November 11th, 2007 11:47 am

    http://www.payneandredemption.com/

    Taking ages, constantly in difficulty…But superior.

  2. Shorty November 14th, 2007 12:23 am

    Ya know, Wahlberg might suit Payne.

  3. Talyn.Demon November 15th, 2007 10:36 pm

    I could see Walberg as Payne, but I only played through the first game. And as for “Alone in the Dark”? Seeing it free on Sci-Fi was good, just because I was able to change the channel.

  4. yuvi November 28th, 2007 9:20 pm

    Actually by judging the game story-line,a movie sounds like a great idea,and i hated most game-based movies.

    I hope they won’t screw it up.

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