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So as you don’t know/care. I had dissembled my desk because it was shit. So now I shall try to rebuild my desk into a “racing cockpit” for my pleasure of racing in Simulators. This shall consist of my old desk, wet 2×4s, and nails.

Laffy Taffy is neither laffy nor taffy. Each piece comes with two jokes on the wrapper, usually pun-based. Jokes that may have taken a week for some guy sitting in his office at Wonka. That’s another thing. Wonka isn’t nearly as good as what I’d expect Willy Wonka to make. Nerds are pretty good, but they don’t make anything with chocolate. I mean, I expect them to make exact replicas of just about every kind of candy in “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.” These jokes some fourth graders micht chuckle at, but even they would know the joke isn’t that funny. These are jokes that adolescents would only laugh at ironically, and adults would laugh at because they pretend not to know that their kid got it off a candy wrapper and they want to make him feel good about himself. This kid will never ever be a comedian, and should not be encouraged to try to be funny because he sucks. Later in life he will recite funny moments from movies and be chastised by his peers because he ruined the joke with his complete lack of timing or comedy. Here is an example of a joke:

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the mountain?

A: He didn’t have the guts.

This is one of the better ones because at least the pun didn’t involve a half made-up word. I didn’t laugh. I didn’t chuckle. Except for using it as an example, I will never tell it to anyone else in an attempt to be funny. Laffy Taffy is also not taffy. I don’t know how they manage to acheive such a non-taffy taste and texture, but they do. I’m not saying it’s bad, in fact I rather like it, but it is in no way laffy or taffy. It should be called: “That candy that Wonka makes that isn’t Nerds” or “Puns on the wrapper, Soy Lecithin and Diglycerides inside.”